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jasperislington:

The year was 3 PCD (Post Corgi Destruction).

The beast surveyed the wasteland before him.  The carnage was impressive; dramatic, total, frighting.  The remains of the pack of boxes unlucky enough to cross his path were strewn about as far as one could see. 

He lay Sphinx like, draped across the lifeless form of the largest box, their leader, his domination absolute.

This is the way all Sundays should be.

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thoracs:

Don’t send nudes

SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!

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nue:

please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening

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tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

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chafffer:

Yes, Marvel? I would like a GotG prequel about teenage cyborg assassin sisters please

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lonely-trashcan:

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sweetappletea:

Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.

Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea.

shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo.

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen im going to cry

lonely-trashcan:

upperstories:

alantyson:

sweetappletea:

Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.

Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea.

shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo.

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen im going to cry

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burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

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foodchewer:

the motto
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notwifi:

arriving at school on the first day like 

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beerhell:

every white dude ive gotten into a fight with on here has a bio like ‘William Matthew Johnston, 23 straight white guy. Lover of knowledge, literature, and good music. Open minded and sometimes devil’s advocate. I post things that pique my interest.’

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did-you-kno:

Statistics have shown that in 2013 only 53% of Americans attending college actually graduated.

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timeboy:

hell yeah action shots. thank you based jolesch

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