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littlebluecaboose:

ideal ship situations:

  • ruby/weiss 
  • ren/nora
  • blake/yang/sun
  • jaune/not being a little bitch
  • jaune/pyrrah (after previous condition is met. this kid needs to grow the fuck up, damn)

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You said it yourself, bitch…

You said it yourself, bitch…

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wookieeoftheyear:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

I wish I would have seen this a couple of days ago because a gentleman had a seizure in my store yesterday and only a couple of people knew how to respond. This is good information to know.

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kripke-is-my-king:

maulsmistress:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.

I think the fandom has gone off their rocker.

Honestly we maintained our sanity longer than I had expected.

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adequateblog:

queenmerbabe:

tiqachu:

thinksquad:

Singer CeeLo Green took to Twitter today to make an attempt to define what rape is, shortly after pleading no contest for charges that he slipped a woman ecstasy without her consent in 2012

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/cee-lo-green-says-its-only-rape-if-the-person-is-conscious?bffb

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

So date rape isn’t a thing? Roofies aren’t a thing? Oh okay.

ceelo green can go fuck himself i hope he rots in jail forever because of this fucking shit this is ridiculous

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hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

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atomic-glitter:

Anyone who talks about teenage girls like they’re somehow exceptionally annoying and immature has either never met or actively ignores teenage boys and their shenanigans.

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wintcrsoldier:

you guys know that you are always allowed to

  • tag me in your selfies
  • tag me in your edits
  • tag me in your audio uploads
  • send me messages
  • tell me about your day
  • tell me about your view on existentialism and poetry
  • ask for my soul
  • anything basically

this has been a psa thank you for reading

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fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

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monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

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ignorntatheist:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

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cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

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